Robots in Love

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24, Electrical engineer major.

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

(Source: delusioninabox, via commas-and-ampersands)

— 1 hour ago with 85468 notes
oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

(via hikaruchord)

— 4 hours ago with 8842 notes

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via alonzo2275)

— 14 hours ago with 17731 notes

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

(Source: daeneryus, via gameofgifs)

— 17 hours ago with 26470 notes
#got  #GoT spoilers 

cocaine-and-insulin:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

Modern literature at it’s finest

(via krisisis)

— 17 hours ago with 78314 notes
#literally cannot  #nsfw  #crying 

prettyflyforasenpai:

I’m actually a magical girl I just haven’t gone through kyuberty

(via theblondebitch)

— 17 hours ago with 28258 notes
#I lol'd  #hiyada 

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(Source: stilinski-the-vampire-slayer, via arseniccupcakes)

— 21 hours ago with 12466 notes
#sansa stark  #my queen 
departmentsofmysteries:


[x - xi // All credit for concepts of wand use origins to thepostmodernpottercompendium, a splendid and imaginative blog, and lovely regular contributor essayofthoughts.]

Agent Pegasus Field Notes: March 11th, 2001 [1]
Authorities on Wandlore are divided on the subject of early wand use and regulation. The late, celebrated wandmaker Gregorovitch was an advocate of the theory, widely disputed in academic circles, that wands were originally devised as a sanction to be imposed upon powerful wixen lawbreakers. 
English historians are prone to finding all sorts of ways of attributing significant magical inventions and milestones to British wixen. However, there is some evidence to suggest that, despite outlandish claims by one Abraxas Malfoy in the mid-twentieth century, wandlore may have its roots in early magical prison colonies under the Roman empire, rather than the work of a few enterprising wixen craftsmen. 
There is some consensus among scholars that the era of classical antiquity coincides with a final period wherein the last vestiges of what is now termed “old magic” was routinely practiced. In light of what little is understood about the sheer scope of power involved in the invocation of old magic, Gregorovitch leads a small but adamant group of amateur historians in contending that wands were introduced to detention camps so as to punish and limit the most grievous offenders. Given the idea that untempered magic could be wielded in a more complex and powerful fashion when the wix was given free rein, it is possible that forcing an offender to channel their magic through an artifact such as a primitive wand was intended to temper the subject’s destructive capabilities. 
Avenues of wandlore concerning the focusing/simplifying symbiotic connection between a wix and their conductive instrument of choice (the choice, we understand, being the wand’s and not the wix’s) ought to be investigated in conjunction with casefile Rosewater, which appears to be preoccupied with a recent proliferation in magical mishaps and catastrophes. Possibly, the wixen public is recalling subject Emperor’s recent public assertions that wand allegiances can be changed, and people are beginning to mistrust their wands.
[1] Addendum by Agent Price on April 17th: Unsanctioned Material, Pending Review.

departmentsofmysteries:

[x - xi // All credit for concepts of wand use origins to thepostmodernpottercompendium, a splendid and imaginative blog, and lovely regular contributor essayofthoughts.]

Agent Pegasus Field Notes: March 11th, 2001 [1]

Authorities on Wandlore are divided on the subject of early wand use and regulation. The late, celebrated wandmaker Gregorovitch was an advocate of the theory, widely disputed in academic circles, that wands were originally devised as a sanction to be imposed upon powerful wixen lawbreakers.

English historians are prone to finding all sorts of ways of attributing significant magical inventions and milestones to British wixen. However, there is some evidence to suggest that, despite outlandish claims by one Abraxas Malfoy in the mid-twentieth century, wandlore may have its roots in early magical prison colonies under the Roman empire, rather than the work of a few enterprising wixen craftsmen.

There is some consensus among scholars that the era of classical antiquity coincides with a final period wherein the last vestiges of what is now termed “old magic” was routinely practiced. In light of what little is understood about the sheer scope of power involved in the invocation of old magic, Gregorovitch leads a small but adamant group of amateur historians in contending that wands were introduced to detention camps so as to punish and limit the most grievous offenders. Given the idea that untempered magic could be wielded in a more complex and powerful fashion when the wix was given free rein, it is possible that forcing an offender to channel their magic through an artifact such as a primitive wand was intended to temper the subject’s destructive capabilities.

Avenues of wandlore concerning the focusing/simplifying symbiotic connection between a wix and their conductive instrument of choice (the choice, we understand, being the wand’s and not the wix’s) ought to be investigated in conjunction with casefile Rosewater, which appears to be preoccupied with a recent proliferation in magical mishaps and catastrophes. Possibly, the wixen public is recalling subject Emperor’s recent public assertions that wand allegiances can be changed, and people are beginning to mistrust their wands.

[1] Addendum by Agent Price on April 17th: Unsanctioned Material, Pending Review.

(via thepostmodernpottercompendium)

— 21 hours ago with 32 notes
#omgggggg  #harry potter 

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

(via whatismylifes)

— 22 hours ago with 239975 notes
#I want this like breathing 

glowcloud:

v0lus:

i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes

it is our civic duty to help boys realize that theyre not funny and they need to shut up

(via theblondebitch)

— 22 hours ago with 31765 notes
Oberyn Martell:I suppose it's former Queen Regent now.
Oberyn Martell:let me introduce you to Ellaria FORMER Queen Regent
Oberyn Martell:Congratulations on the wedding FORMER Queen Regent
Oberyn Martell:FORMER Queen Regent
Cersei Lannister:...
Oberyn Martell:FORMER
— 22 hours ago with 2035 notes
#I was thoroughly impressed by how many times he snuck that in there